Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Stop the Presses

I've been working with my editor at Curbed all day to bring you this breaking news. The David House (I swear, there's more to Hancock Park than this house, and I'll get to those houses soon, but there's a lot of David news these days) is having open houses and estate sales. Yes!!!!!


Okay so first up, Open Houses: Sunday October 2 and Sunday October 9 from 2pm to 5 pm and there's a Broker's Open on Tuesday October 4th from 11am to 2pm. I'm SO going.

Not breaking, but good news indeed.

Here's where it gets MIND-BLOWING: All of the Davids are going to be for sale!!!! There's no pre-sale, so you'll catch me camping outside 304 S. Rimpau for days before like it's the iPhone 5 or something. I'm GETTING one of those Davids if it kills me. So step in line behind me, fellas, there're still gonna be a couple Davids after I'm done with my spending spree.

Insider tip from the realtor: "I cannot guarantee it but I'm going to get the Estates professional (Sharon Yost Estates Sales) to try and get him to sell the jackets to go along with the statues.  Not a guarantee but I will try."

Even if the jackets aren't sold with the statues, the thought of owning a jacketed David is getting me through this Tuesday. I can just see me elbowing Eli Broad in the ribs as we trample over each other to place our red dots on these Davids. This is going to be WAR and I will win.

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